Her hair was blunt cut...
I am looking for a single adult female to destroy the remains of my self worth (easy job, the ex-gf didn't leave much). My ideal woman is female.
About me: I am 27, single, Japanese, annoying, 5'6" and sort of skinny, but I love to not exercise and hope to become a medium sized fatty in my twilight years. I smoke, drink, do a healthy amount of drugs and have yet to be convicted of a felony (give me time though, I'm young).
I have many cheap pickup lines to try out on the (un)fortunate woman of my dreams. Chief among them being "Everyone needs a little Japanese (points to self) in them" and the always unsuccessful "No really, I'm not that drunk."
Hmm.. what else? My friends say my taste in music sucks so I won't even bring that up here. I'm bad at math (they're going to revoke my asian membership soon), my parents don't like me, and I was once a little fascist in shorts (i.e. a boy scout).
As for references, I've been told by many women that I would make an excellent ex-boyfriend and that yes, they would think about sleeping with me if I was the last man on the planet. and there were no sex toys available. or animals.
I shall leave you with a quote from a friend:
"Ladies, boost your self esteem by hanging out with someone obviously inferior."
About me: I am 27, single, Japanese, annoying, 5'6" and sort of skinny, but I love to not exercise and hope to become a medium sized fatty in my twilight years. I smoke, drink, do a healthy amount of drugs and have yet to be convicted of a felony (give me time though, I'm young).
I have many cheap pickup lines to try out on the (un)fortunate woman of my dreams. Chief among them being "Everyone needs a little Japanese (points to self) in them" and the always unsuccessful "No really, I'm not that drunk."
Hmm.. what else? My friends say my taste in music sucks so I won't even bring that up here. I'm bad at math (they're going to revoke my asian membership soon), my parents don't like me, and I was once a little fascist in shorts (i.e. a boy scout).
As for references, I've been told by many women that I would make an excellent ex-boyfriend and that yes, they would think about sleeping with me if I was the last man on the planet. and there were no sex toys available. or animals.
I shall leave you with a quote from a friend:
"Ladies, boost your self esteem by hanging out with someone obviously inferior."
22 Comments:
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;-)) Kisses of a mad woman
Absolutely charming new site. I am going to sindicate you to my Monster Blog site I can watch where you go.
Best regarads,
Wildfeather
I love this place.. This one was extremely hilarious!
LMAO!!!! :) Soo funny!
Hang in there killer, one is bound to come along that likes you for what you are. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah, sorry I try to believe that myself.
Oh, congrats. I've bookmarked you.
well, you've made me laugh once again...good luck in finding that special someone to laugh at all your jokes and funny ways of being.
i tagged you!
dat aside, interesting site this is. you've got urself a fan! ;p
LMBO! I had to add you to my 'friends' list so I can come back here often!! Hope you don't mind.
I don't like how shallow many women have become these days. That's why guys get depressed, and guys aren't suppose to get depressed darnit.
If you are in London I'd like to meet up :)
LOL! Well, if I weren't so deeply entrenched in marriage and mothering, I'd think about it :)
Great blog!
yeah... like the way you are going with this blog!!
Perhaps you should provide some small amount of information about your location? I'd be happy to recommend some young ladies of interest, who have low self-esteem and could use the boost, but have no way to introduce them.
Enjoyed reading your posts, thanks for the entertainment.
You'll do okay. :D Women love guys with a sense of humor.
I married a guy like that, after I got over my bad boy and jock phases.
Great blog.
Very, very funny :-))))))))))))
really funny.
haha.. hahahah... hahahahahahaha!!! and yet... kinda sad man... geez. your hilarious which means your probably this amazing wonderful human being who is wanted by all around you... im sorry i live in a dream world. :p
hahahaha!!
word verification of the day: efdwkegn ~~ what the hell kinda language is that?
Unfortunately, I have someone else in mind.. but I would be glad to keep you company.
Thanks for making me smile. :)
LOL!
This guy is a definite no no in my life! Well... unless he's just crapping xD
heheh just pressed the next blog button to find quality, how delightful!
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